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Pah! Und da habe ich beschlossen, die ersten drei Kapitel Just to put here. So! (Oh yes - it has no title yet ... the only drawback so far)
Prolog
My name is Audrey Jane Stillwater and I'm a freak.
say at least the people who can not stand me, and sometimes even my best friends. The reason for this is that I'm wild for horror stories. But it bothers me either, because there are worse things in the world.
I write this whole complicated story now for me and the people who have partaken in it. Others would not believe us anyway, and I could not blame them one time.
I was condemned to anyway because I writer will be, and, as my friend so aptly said Gwen, played the leading role. If it was up to me I would have gladly let someone else. But maybe I'm starting the turn.
I'm sixteen and go to the Beechwood High School in Faery, Wisconsin. Beechwood is partly boarding and normal high school, and Faery is a small town out of a picture book. The area is great in summer and winter, and for a landscape painter, a true feast for the eyes.
As I said, Beechwood, among other boarding. Some students come to class every day from Faery, and the rest of us have our homes in the older part of the school.
My Mom is Software specialist and travels a lot, and so they shipped me here. Do not get me wrong, my mother and I consider ourselves perfect, but it is precisely the view that a sixteen year old girl is at a specific place and should not ever ride through the area. I will be right's because I like Beechwood.
I share my room with two other girls: Gwendolyn Sutton's is a chubby red-haired man who has such a big mouth that other people only Perty (AN: cheeky) is called. But Gwen is anything other than stupid, and she has the softest heart, I know. The other is Mina Galloway. Mina has a character for which I gladly left my arm would be, and she thinks no no piece, like so many others here. It is whispered that they have with every boy here has been on something at school, and Mina does not make it crooked finger to deny this rumor. She loves it when people talk about them.
I myself find myself too thin. At a size of one meter and seventy I weigh a hundred and ten pounds, and my "feminine accessories" are virtually absent. The only thing I find really reasonably okay to me, are my hair. They are black and rich with now up to the waist. Although I sometimes curse (especially in the summer is hot, if it misled and I am undone almost) I'm planning to breed them any longer. Most of all to the ground.
I hear Gwen complain already, go Audrey, you shall tell the story and rumsülzen not here, so okay, enough with the long pre-speech.
Chapter 1
"Earth to Audrey. Audrey, please come. Hello, anybody home? "
I got a strong Rumpler in the side that woke me from my beautiful daydream.
"What," I growled ungracious.
Gwen grinned at me from the side.
"What horror novel were you?" She asked then. "Were you another fearless demon hunter, did on Mrs Van Helsing? "
" Haha. "I was the Rumpler back to them.
"The bell has rung. And are you staring for twenty minutes in your cold lentil stew. "
" Maybe they read your future in it. "This came from Mike Evans, who was sitting opposite me.
I stuck out his tongue, and he returned the greeting with an outstretched middle finger.
Mike and I are friends since our early days here. No one will ever describe him as a dream guy, but he has humor and you can always count on him.
So we trudge together to the Chemical Education, Gwen was the first, and I staring as the last, melancholy me before.
I hate chemistry. I mean, not the subject itself, but our teacher, Miss Drakken has its name not by chance. For all it is only "the dragon". Me special attention to the Kieker, since then she has caught me once, as I read my novel in their classes end.
We were lucky, Miss Drakken came too late. I left my books next to Mina fall on the table and sighed deep cellar.
"That sounds really enthusiastic again." Mina smiled. "Audrey head high, then it a day."
"I'm sick," I muttered. "Terminally ill".
"So do not you come by the dragon. Since you have had your head worn under the arm. "
" The headless students. Not a bad idea for a horror novel. "I sighed again.
sat in front of me Doreen Star Kley Jindra and Henderson, both of Faery. In my observation, they turned around and Doreen opened his mouth, presumably to once again unleash a nasty remark. Namely, the two are real poison syringes and who knows what is coming like mad before.
But in this moment the door opened, and I was spared for now.
The Drakken came in and followed her, a boy who brought abruptly to attention with all girls in our class.
I do not know, do you know Tom Felton? He is an actor, and plays in the Harry Potter films, the Draco Malfoy. So, if you ask me, it looks good enough to eat, and with this opinion I am not alone.
The guy behind Miss Drakken could be his double, he was only a few inches larger sized.
Mina whistled silently next to me through his teeth.
Doreen and Jindra got such long necks, they are afraid that you had, they would later do just like ET phone home.
Miss Drakken looked strictly in the round, and the emerging whisper died away again.
"Good day," she said coolly. said "I may introduce you to Tom Harrington."
The guy even Tom!
"Mr. Harrington has changed schools and is now living in a boarding school today."
Tom smiled at the others. The first fainting was certainly him.
"Please sit down. Back there, in addition to Mr. Evans still a chair-free. "
" I've never seen the Drakken so polite, "I whispered to Mina.
Miss Stillwater? Do you have anything to say? "
Damn, why did the ancient Dragon have radar ears!
"No, Miss Drakken," So I whistled and tried to smile as well as melting of the New. Unfortunately, I do not half as good.
Gwen giggled behind me, and I decided to keep for the rest of the day my mouth.
Chapter 2
"What do you think of the new?"
Mina went ahead, and we followed her. We had a threesome planned an afternoon in the city to go shopping a little rest and then put our money into edible things.
"Not bad, if you stand on Blonde." Gwen threw me a sidelong glance.
"What you staring at me?" I asked loosely played.
"Well, when I look at the poster on your bed look at so ..." She had the similarity with "Draco" apparently noticed too.
"For Audrey, he would at least have devil horns", I was drawn to Mina.
"Operation Mad Ball, Mina. For a guy like me would not get the chance if I would be interested in him. The claw is safe to Doreen or Jindra. "
" Mike has said that Tom is very nice. "Gwen was not ready to let the subject drop so fast. "Keep dreaming." "Perhaps he may well redhead?"
"Really, Audrey!" Are Gwen stayed. She looked hurt.
"That was not meant that way." Today I was also achievable in every faux pas!
"That will cost you at least a milk shake." As always, I could not long be angry with Gwen.
"bought."
***
Almost half the school was in "Foxy's" gathered when we arrived.
While Mina was looking around for an open seat, Gwen and I came for our hamburgers and milk shakes. At the bar we met Mike.
"Hello, Flagg," he greeted me.
Flagg is Mike's nickname for me. He thinks it's wrong always funny to call me after that nasty magician who drives in some of Stephen King's books on the loose.
I heard about noble.
"It stinks to coltsfoot," I said to Gwen pointed.
Mike is a committed vegetarian way.
"after coltsfoot better than to vault," he countered, grinning.
"idiot."
I turned to swing the tray in her hands, and bang! landed the whole content on the shirt front of my man who had grown suddenly appear out of the ground.
"Oh no," I cautiously ventured a glance up and would be best absorbed in the soil.
It was Tom. The look on his face was hilarious, but strangely I was never so little to laugh have felt like at that moment.
fine had neatly in my chocolate shake on his white T-shirt distributed, garnished with some lettuce leaves and tiny splashes of ketchup. He looked like a poster for food throwing.
going behind me snorted Gwen, and Mike did it for her.
"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry! " I said desperately. "Stop laughing," I hissed then Gwen and Mike too. The thought did not believe it.
"That's what I call prompt service." Tom grabbed some napkins and tried to clean up a makeshift way.
His voice was smoky and very sexy.
I prayed for a miracle. No, not giving me any moment would fall into the arms, but that mouse holes would be in my size to have. As possible within reach.
Can "... I can somehow make up for it? "I asked Tom timid. It seemed to him the whole thank God not too much should make out, judging by his remark.
"You are Audrey, do you?"
He smiled at me and made it sparkle bright white teeth.
"St ... True, "I stammered.
Meanwhile, the whole place was staring in our direction. I could also see Doreen, which made her very unladylike mouth open.
"I will quickly get me a new T-shirt." Tom looked down at himself. "Are you here longer?"
"S-sure."
"You I could spend a meal - I mean, if you promise that it lands on the table and not on my clothes."
"G-good." I bet he was slain by my phenomenal dialogues.
"Be right back." He smiled once more at the door and disappeared outside.
I went straight to our table, sat down next to Mina and buried his head in both arms.
"Mina," I said pleadingly.
a chuckle replied. Mina had tears of laughter in his eyes and was trying desperately to make a serious face.
"I'd say you made a great impression on him, then brought them out.
"Oh god, was embarrassing." I was close to it, my head repeatedly banging on the table.
"Hey, Stillwater practicing, you're in the tray throwing?" Said Sean Donovan over from the next table.
"Yes, it is accurate," agreed Vanessa Hayes to him.
all enjoyed themselves splendidly.
All except my humble self - self-explanatory.
Chapter 3
"Audrey, take the damn ski mask from his head!"
"No," I said dully. "I want to remain anonymous."
I had decided to never show my face again in the world.
Tom was not resentful been. Just ten minutes later he returned to our table and had the embarrassing scene of any mention more. I even had the feeling that he would be interested in me.
The other, however, still riding on remorselessly. I remembered the old saying, "Who the loser, for the laugh is to make" and I was rock solid sure that the inventor had had a vision here this afternoon.
"You're crazy." Gwen attacked vigorously after the ski mask and pulled it off despite my strong opposition.
"I am the laughing hit of the whole school." I could have cried.
"Well - right," Mina said heartless. "But's take with humor, then he takes you at least noticed."
"He was indeed no other choice."
I reached back to the ski mask, but Gwen looked up my hand.
"From such encounters occur, the best relationships," she declared dramatically.
"You read too many romance novels," I growled and stomped to the door.
"Where are you going?"
"For the South Pole. Since I can wear my mask again and also go dog sledding. "
***
I trudged the path that led from Beechwood in the woods, muttering angrily before me. Hopefully something soon found the new, over that they could enjoy themselves. Unfortunately, I had the idea that some time would go by before there was laughter no longer on the scene.
Internally, I now had himself a little grin. It was a one liner was A slapstick. This happened but usually only in appropriate joke books or on the comedy stage.
"May I accompany a piece, Audrey?" Suddenly a voice came from behind and I turned around.
It was Tom.
"Um ... clear. "I was very antsy.
"Are you really very angry?" I heard myself say it without my help.
"Because of what? This afternoon? "He laughed. "Yes. It was not intentional. "
I was relieved.
"I'm not always so sappy, though you'll hardly believe it myself."
"Honestly, is okay."
a moment in silence, we trotted along beside each other.
"Where are you from?" I asked finally. "I mean, the middle of the school year?"
"I'm from Bridgeport, Connecticut. My grandfather, with whom I lived, is before died two weeks, and my new guardian has therefore put me to boarding school. "
" What about your parents? "
" They are dead, "he said shortly, and I could kick me.
"Sorry."
"You might not know. Moreover, they are long dead, I can hardly remember them. "
" I'm sorry. "The feeling that once again stand with both feet in the Fettnapf was not pleasant.
"All right. What about you? Where are you from? "
" From LA. If we have time at home, but that happens quite often, "I was willing to tell. "Mom is a lot, and we usually meet in the holidays somewhere, just not at home."
I was actually still pretty flat, that this good-looking type interested in me. Which were usually rather Zicken such as Doreen or Jindra - I could not understand the other.
About these considerations I had not noticed how dark it was already in the woods, and I began to feel uncomfortable. Finally, I knew Tom only half a day, and his good looks had not necessarily a sign that with him eat cherries was.
"Let's go back, it gets dark," I said so.
To my relief, he nodded and we turned around.
I know myself in the Corn Woods actually pretty good, which is no big deal, because I am accustomed to walk. That is why I am still not entirely clear how it could happen that we ran ourselves.
"We would have long since reached the edge of the forest." I was still uneasy.
"We may be gone, as we knew." Tom sounded behind.
"No, I know this forest in and out, and ..." I hesitated.
"What?"
"The Way. We are no longer on the way! "
God knows why just now occurred to me a horror story. It was called "And it sings no bird" and was about a ghost creature that hid in the woods and drank the blood of mammals. No pleasant image.
As Tom touched my shoulder, I would like to run from the skin. I, the horror queen herself!
"Do not ever do again," I gasped.
"I thought you had better nerves." Hebe have erred I, or sounded the mocking?
I was pissed.
"The I usually even if I am not currently in the middle of the night in the woods and got lost! "
" Do not exaggerate so the sun has gone down just yet. "He seemed upset not in the least.
I tried again and marched einzukriegen then just start.
"Are you sure that this is the right direction," he asked skeptically after some time.
"No," I snapped back. "But however great the Corn Woods are not, at some point we will have to come out somewhere."
I hoped, anyway.
Soon you could almost see anything.
"You do not happen to be a flashlight with you?" I was trying to joke.
"By chance, no."
"pity."
I stepped on something soft and would losgekreischt best. Then I realized it was a pile of leaves.
"That's it, Audrey," I muttered to myself and tried to get my racing heartbeat under control. "Stop the horror stories. Once and for all. Next, someone else is with a hockey mask behind you. "
Tom laughed softly behind me. Suddenly I saw
lights through the trees and sighed.
"Faery. We have made it. I just do not understand that we have lost our way. "
" We just simply do not pay attention to the road. This happens, Audrey. "
" I do not normally. But is so totally not matter, we're out. "
breathe properly, I could not start until we were back on the road. We were just a few meters from the main road.
"Let's just back to Beechwood, I'm cold." I trembled, and was glad to almost be home. The adventures of Tom to be alone, had temporarily lost all charm.
that changed abruptly when he my hand adopted.
I could not believe it, and would have liked pinched in the arm, but that would be it looked too stupid.
"Are you really a friend, Audrey," he then asked me really seriously.
"No," I answered quickly and annoyed me because it sounded so excited.
"Would you go with me sometimes food? I mean, alone? "
" Certainly. Terribly happy. "There, again!
"Then we'll see you Saturday night?"
My heart jumped about, back and forth. Booyah! Booyah!
"Sure."
***
Later, when I got ready for bed, my eyes fell accidentally from the window in the direction of Corn Woods, and I got no more to his mouth.
"Gwen!"
"What?" You looked up from her unwilling browse.
"See also what I see?"
She got up and also came to the window.
"Huh?" She made then. "What do you mean?"
"I mean the ..." I fell silent again. swear
a moment I could have, that had stood at the edge of the forest a huge figure.
Definitely. I read too many horror novels.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Sunday, November 14, 2004
Preparationofmixedfruits
Everything has an end, only the Wurscht has two ....
hot What not to say that I give up my LJ project. I stop occurred just nothing better, eeeentschuldigung!
So, where do I start? On
best forward. If you say yes Sun
Am happy always in my new job. Since then I've got hold of the night shift, I feel so good all around. No more tired at work, at home, me and everyone can be at rest when I sleep through the whole day ... what more could you want?
But I have a collection of quotes for you to enjoy hopefully as I laughed myself sick at the last time:
***
SANDRA: I'm just simply impertinent.
BORIS: You have the biggest mouth I know
SANDRA: What do you think that you can tuck in all of this mouth!
***
RALF: (after I bought me a Witch Board) Are you now also gone under the spirits?
(brooding mind)
GroEL laughter (he meant spiritualists)
***
DIVING IN PREGNANCY INCREASES THE SEA (read on a lighter)
***
"morgue Hankensbüttel."
"No, I really wanted the shift leader, even though I already knew that he looks doomed after Zombie ..."
(Discussion between me and the night shift supervisor on the phone)
***
"That looks good."
* *
shouted, "Who has a hat on?"
"No! IT LOOKS GOOD!"
"HERE CARRIES NO ONE HUT!"
* *
mumbled "Yes, you, that is the fool's cap"
"THAT I HAVE HEARD!"
(Again a conversation between me and it man on the phone!)
***
"I hate stairs."
"Me too."
"But I hate stairs when I lie on it with the face."
(Danny (truck driver) to me in the office, after he tripped and fell with his head on the iron stairs - but do not worry, I'm comforted him with chocolate biscuits and crisps)
***
JÜRGEN: Why do not you come with me take a truck?
I: Because my husband has something against
JÜRGEN: Oh, let the posts yet. He has no idea! What does it all for a scatterbrain who would voluntarily put up in the night shift alone!
I: (chuckles) You've just along with him and I smoked a cigarette in the yard
JÜRGEN: (shocked) Ralf is your husband??
I: Yes
JÜRGEN: Then I take that back. This is too dangerous
***
... to be continued ....
hot What not to say that I give up my LJ project. I stop occurred just nothing better, eeeentschuldigung!
So, where do I start? On
best forward. If you say yes Sun
Am happy always in my new job. Since then I've got hold of the night shift, I feel so good all around. No more tired at work, at home, me and everyone can be at rest when I sleep through the whole day ... what more could you want?
But I have a collection of quotes for you to enjoy hopefully as I laughed myself sick at the last time:
***
SANDRA: I'm just simply impertinent.
BORIS: You have the biggest mouth I know
SANDRA: What do you think that you can tuck in all of this mouth!
***
RALF: (after I bought me a Witch Board) Are you now also gone under the spirits?
(brooding mind)
GroEL laughter (he meant spiritualists)
***
DIVING IN PREGNANCY INCREASES THE SEA (read on a lighter)
***
"morgue Hankensbüttel."
"No, I really wanted the shift leader, even though I already knew that he looks doomed after Zombie ..."
(Discussion between me and the night shift supervisor on the phone)
***
"That looks good."
* *
shouted, "Who has a hat on?"
"No! IT LOOKS GOOD!"
"HERE CARRIES NO ONE HUT!"
* *
mumbled "Yes, you, that is the fool's cap"
"THAT I HAVE HEARD!"
(Again a conversation between me and it man on the phone!)
***
"I hate stairs."
"Me too."
"But I hate stairs when I lie on it with the face."
(Danny (truck driver) to me in the office, after he tripped and fell with his head on the iron stairs - but do not worry, I'm comforted him with chocolate biscuits and crisps)
***
JÜRGEN: Why do not you come with me take a truck?
I: Because my husband has something against
JÜRGEN: Oh, let the posts yet. He has no idea! What does it all for a scatterbrain who would voluntarily put up in the night shift alone!
I: (chuckles) You've just along with him and I smoked a cigarette in the yard
JÜRGEN: (shocked) Ralf is your husband??
I: Yes
JÜRGEN: Then I take that back. This is too dangerous
***
... to be continued ....
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Authentic Football Jerseys Fit
I have to report yet again ....
Yeah, the last few weeks were just stressful, sorry, because you have not time each day to write diary ...
So, the taste did not work with my FF's I'm not too sure ... in a word, AS - ALL SHIT!
Cute I found something last week:
I had decided on the harvest festival (is with us in the village a huge deal!) To work and not to celebrate.
Ralf took only the nose and curly then said
"If I have to get drunk so typical of me alone, just because you're running the mammoth foul behind.."
mammoth? Vile? * * Ratter ratter
Buy got me a picture in mind: I hunt behind Manny, after the grumpy mammoth (Ice Age) * gg *
(correctly states that the filthy lucre to chase that money and not the fun - then I would be Manny, and Sid was a hundred times better * gg *)
Oh people, why can not even run anything smoothly? Somehow I am currently depressed, get nothing on the line, and anyway all stupid. I'm in a Hardy-phase, you realize that?
Grr, I gebs on
Yeah, the last few weeks were just stressful, sorry, because you have not time each day to write diary ...
So, the taste did not work with my FF's I'm not too sure ... in a word, AS - ALL SHIT!
Cute I found something last week:
I had decided on the harvest festival (is with us in the village a huge deal!) To work and not to celebrate.
Ralf took only the nose and curly then said
"If I have to get drunk so typical of me alone, just because you're running the mammoth foul behind.."
mammoth? Vile? * * Ratter ratter
Buy got me a picture in mind: I hunt behind Manny, after the grumpy mammoth (Ice Age) * gg *
(correctly states that the filthy lucre to chase that money and not the fun - then I would be Manny, and Sid was a hundred times better * gg *)
Oh people, why can not even run anything smoothly? Somehow I am currently depressed, get nothing on the line, and anyway all stupid. I'm in a Hardy-phase, you realize that?
Grr, I gebs on
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Audiovox Portable Dvd Player Say No Disc
I'm still alive! I'm still alive!
but now is about time that I purely write something here.
stress, for stress. Stupid work. I feel somehow not at all well there. I mean, colleagues are okay to super, the work in principle also interesting - why I am so frustrated, I ask myself really well. But somehow, I feel totally unchallenged.
Hö, so I am doing two jobs on the side. Oh, and colleague from pub has ceased, and now I'm really a problem - who does service if I have late shift?
All my FanFic writing is also flat. Oh, it's all crap also.
But I have now ordered new business cards, real nice, the things! Maybe I'm still me one day, independently ... haha. Who believes it will be saved.
but now is about time that I purely write something here.
stress, for stress. Stupid work. I feel somehow not at all well there. I mean, colleagues are okay to super, the work in principle also interesting - why I am so frustrated, I ask myself really well. But somehow, I feel totally unchallenged.
Hö, so I am doing two jobs on the side. Oh, and colleague from pub has ceased, and now I'm really a problem - who does service if I have late shift?
All my FanFic writing is also flat. Oh, it's all crap also.
But I have now ordered new business cards, real nice, the things! Maybe I'm still me one day, independently ... haha. Who believes it will be saved.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Australian Bulk Foods
Review
So now I must look! Write again what here!
I have my first Work week behind me! Tadaa! Ever since Monday I work in the same company as my hubby. Forwarding, and for even Lorenz Bahlsen. The chips ship in all directions. And sometimes rejects land in our living room. I hate pistachios, honest. So, I mean, not the small, harmless things in themselves, but more the fact that Ralf, the empty shells across distributed through the living room * sigh *
But back to the report: the staff is friendly, but the organization in this company is sickening, really. The word "organization" is there an absolute stranger. I mean, if the office ladies already have to worry about that enough toilet paper on the Kundenklo ... So I do not do it!
technology from the last century. The phones you had to see ... auhauerha. No display, the most basic version, which you can imagine.
And now someone has destroyed my computer where I work in the company Jaul * always * That is, if man must play Windows XP, although he did not know whether it's compatible with the shipment program. Wars, unfortunately not. Yeah, PC are experts in this company with the microscope to look for.
I also get the same on Thursday a special order. Had in the server room (with master key hehe, that gave me the same even into the hand ...) and had, incredibly, once unplug the DSL modem, move it back tuck and then see if the lights are green or red. Hey, I have qualified me, hurray! * Cough *
What I personally find so great, is that any name basis with every since. Especially the truck drivers are always fun, always take all the loose total. I should be in place already freaked out if I wait as long as you but they always smell a slogan on it - just truckers. Well, most of them. Some rain is also mega mainly on, but I can fully understand. I mean, nobody wants to stand all day in the yard when he had a charging time by 10, right?
And I have next week morning shift * Groans * That means, get up at four, * *. jammer jammer Then rather late shift or night shift, honest!
***
Today I actually made it yet but from what I take my hat off to me.
harvested three hours, beans and cucumbers in the garden. Afterwards, the same half an ice cold bottle of Coke light tilted and boah was my bad then! I thought I to tilt.
also looked after like a crumb cake, the shit-prick but soooo cucumber plants. My whole body felt like a fire storm - ouch.
Well, then we will look ma, what the next week so bring ...
So now I must look! Write again what here!
I have my first Work week behind me! Tadaa! Ever since Monday I work in the same company as my hubby. Forwarding, and for even Lorenz Bahlsen. The chips ship in all directions. And sometimes rejects land in our living room. I hate pistachios, honest. So, I mean, not the small, harmless things in themselves, but more the fact that Ralf, the empty shells across distributed through the living room * sigh *
But back to the report: the staff is friendly, but the organization in this company is sickening, really. The word "organization" is there an absolute stranger. I mean, if the office ladies already have to worry about that enough toilet paper on the Kundenklo ... So I do not do it!
technology from the last century. The phones you had to see ... auhauerha. No display, the most basic version, which you can imagine.
And now someone has destroyed my computer where I work in the company Jaul * always * That is, if man must play Windows XP, although he did not know whether it's compatible with the shipment program. Wars, unfortunately not. Yeah, PC are experts in this company with the microscope to look for.
I also get the same on Thursday a special order. Had in the server room (with master key hehe, that gave me the same even into the hand ...) and had, incredibly, once unplug the DSL modem, move it back tuck and then see if the lights are green or red. Hey, I have qualified me, hurray! * Cough *
What I personally find so great, is that any name basis with every since. Especially the truck drivers are always fun, always take all the loose total. I should be in place already freaked out if I wait as long as you but they always smell a slogan on it - just truckers. Well, most of them. Some rain is also mega mainly on, but I can fully understand. I mean, nobody wants to stand all day in the yard when he had a charging time by 10, right?
And I have next week morning shift * Groans * That means, get up at four, * *. jammer jammer Then rather late shift or night shift, honest!
***
Today I actually made it yet but from what I take my hat off to me.
harvested three hours, beans and cucumbers in the garden. Afterwards, the same half an ice cold bottle of Coke light tilted and boah was my bad then! I thought I to tilt.
also looked after like a crumb cake, the shit-prick but soooo cucumber plants. My whole body felt like a fire storm - ouch.
Well, then we will look ma, what the next week so bring ...
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Sayings Wedding Programs
means Saufirma As the largest in the world? AGENCY WORKING
aka Labour Office. SCHNAUUUUUF
So, by forward.
Jacky wanted to the employment office to inquire whether there is a way to subsidize the license can be. I mean, no more than saying yes can not, and I also told her.
And I did so deliberately - the beginning of July you must renew before your message can again seeking employment, the opportunity to make the same then yes.
because I so pure, and then it was the same: Where have you applied for everywhere?
I: The places you have sent me. And two more on ads.
ruffled Since the up and is full of unfriendly.
He: "So this is not, you have to come even try, if you continue to do nothing, then we will cancel the service "
I:" What should I do my job cut out the ribs? "
HE:" You can not just simply on the county ! limit You need to have to apply to Hannover and Hamburg "
I:" Logical. Then pay I earn as an office since aunt and must be 400 € 900 € travel costs. And where can I get unemployment benefits in 1300 € How do you imagine that? I also have family I need to eat "
ER:" It does not matter at all! If you are already using such arguments, then I think me if I give you the money is not equal to blow! "
language and slammed me four proposals for the ears, all in Hanover paid very bad
ER:.." will you next time in three months I will receive at least 25 applications . see Prove it with receipts, and the Employment Office will make the company's audit. "
I:" And where should I herkriegen the job "
then said the real Fresh dirty:
? Watching you ever get caught in the yellow pages, because enough business in it. "
Honestly, so close to a murder I never was. gritted teeth I have a" squeezed out goodbye and I'll be right out.
had to wait for Jacky, and then I - in the pouring rain! - Three times around the building running from the labor office. I had to react. I mean, hello ?!?!?! This guy gets paid for giving me bloody stupid does!? Where are we living in ?????
I get sharp canine teeth, if I think about it!! * Snorts *
aka Labour Office. SCHNAUUUUUF
So, by forward.
Jacky wanted to the employment office to inquire whether there is a way to subsidize the license can be. I mean, no more than saying yes can not, and I also told her.
And I did so deliberately - the beginning of July you must renew before your message can again seeking employment, the opportunity to make the same then yes.
because I so pure, and then it was the same: Where have you applied for everywhere?
I: The places you have sent me. And two more on ads.
ruffled Since the up and is full of unfriendly.
He: "So this is not, you have to come even try, if you continue to do nothing, then we will cancel the service "
I:" What should I do my job cut out the ribs? "
HE:" You can not just simply on the county ! limit You need to have to apply to Hannover and Hamburg "
I:" Logical. Then pay I earn as an office since aunt and must be 400 € 900 € travel costs. And where can I get unemployment benefits in 1300 € How do you imagine that? I also have family I need to eat "
ER:" It does not matter at all! If you are already using such arguments, then I think me if I give you the money is not equal to blow! "
language and slammed me four proposals for the ears, all in Hanover paid very bad
ER:.." will you next time in three months I will receive at least 25 applications . see Prove it with receipts, and the Employment Office will make the company's audit. "
I:" And where should I herkriegen the job "
then said the real Fresh dirty:
? Watching you ever get caught in the yellow pages, because enough business in it. "
Honestly, so close to a murder I never was. gritted teeth I have a" squeezed out goodbye and I'll be right out.
had to wait for Jacky, and then I - in the pouring rain! - Three times around the building running from the labor office. I had to react. I mean, hello ?!?!?! This guy gets paid for giving me bloody stupid does!? Where are we living in ?????
I get sharp canine teeth, if I think about it!! * Snorts *
Tuesday, June 8, 2004
Business Aviation 2010
Tum-ti-tum ....
What do you do all day when shuffling Sun unemployed to himself? True, Penn.
Verwandelung Slowly I am in a sleeping rat. Morning to 10 in the bed, then again from 13-15 Clock ... But since about a week I have nightmares every time, I know not - whether that is the bad conscience? * Lol *
Today once again sat with a mad conversion of 20 € (!!!) in the pub. Previously I've played the sore finger, solitaire on the laptop, no easy task when you have only a touchpad!
AAAAB: Page 148 of my novel is now being addressed and managed. Ha! If this continues, then I'm done with my end of August made 500 pages. Are probably still more - the better.
And Snuffilein birthday. On this occasion once again: Congratulations, Snuffkin!
What do you do all day when shuffling Sun unemployed to himself? True, Penn.
Verwandelung Slowly I am in a sleeping rat. Morning to 10 in the bed, then again from 13-15 Clock ... But since about a week I have nightmares every time, I know not - whether that is the bad conscience? * Lol *
Today once again sat with a mad conversion of 20 € (!!!) in the pub. Previously I've played the sore finger, solitaire on the laptop, no easy task when you have only a touchpad!
AAAAB: Page 148 of my novel is now being addressed and managed. Ha! If this continues, then I'm done with my end of August made 500 pages. Are probably still more - the better.
And Snuffilein birthday. On this occasion once again: Congratulations, Snuffkin!
Sunday, June 6, 2004
Duriation Of Menapause
I turn the wheel
* snorts *
What is really a waste of time? If you're sitting 16-21 Clock in the pub and is not human, and is outside the beautiful summer weather.
And then something is not a technical one and read for hours observing the flashing cursor. Great job for a Sunday afternoon, really.
I could puke.
* snorts *
What is really a waste of time? If you're sitting 16-21 Clock in the pub and is not human, and is outside the beautiful summer weather.
And then something is not a technical one and read for hours observing the flashing cursor. Great job for a Sunday afternoon, really.
I could puke.
Friday, June 4, 2004
How Do You Breed Cheery Swimp
embarrassing thing that ... A hedgehog
sometimes there are things that does not exist, honest!
Yesterday we were in the cinema, to HP3, long movie night, so to speak, all three movies at a time. My butt was completely soaked from behind many seats ...
have such a nice worn T-shirt with the image of the front Snuffi it, and advertise my story "The tidal Portal".
some point in the second break to a girl holds a heart and strode towards me to. Whether I would find the story so great that she found the author class genuine.
And I, Uh, Uh, so really ... Actually, I'm the author ...
You: What? * Cries * cinema right across Mama! I need a pen! I want an autograph!
All the people around us: * STARR * * whisper *
I: sink into the ground * *
My three companions: * giggle * * * * gnicker lachweg *
I mean, you have to feel so honored; but the moment it was so SAUPEINLICH!
And Jackie: Do not act in such a way the story is great. So give the girl have her autograph.
Hihi. Now I can even laugh about it. After all, my first autograph. You feel like a star, this one is just a little light on the great horizon ...
sometimes there are things that does not exist, honest!
Yesterday we were in the cinema, to HP3, long movie night, so to speak, all three movies at a time. My butt was completely soaked from behind many seats ...
have such a nice worn T-shirt with the image of the front Snuffi it, and advertise my story "The tidal Portal".
some point in the second break to a girl holds a heart and strode towards me to. Whether I would find the story so great that she found the author class genuine.
And I, Uh, Uh, so really ... Actually, I'm the author ...
You: What? * Cries * cinema right across Mama! I need a pen! I want an autograph!
All the people around us: * STARR * * whisper *
I: sink into the ground * *
My three companions: * giggle * * * * gnicker lachweg *
I mean, you have to feel so honored; but the moment it was so SAUPEINLICH!
And Jackie: Do not act in such a way the story is great. So give the girl have her autograph.
Hihi. Now I can even laugh about it. After all, my first autograph. You feel like a star, this one is just a little light on the great horizon ...
Tuesday, June 1, 2004
Yacht Inscription Under Malta Flag
Episode
As you wake in the morning at half past four, because the dogs howl in the yard and barking like crazy.
hubby is sleeping next to me as a rock, and I just think ... what again ...
out So, in nightgown and slippers (fortunately wars already dim) and at first grumbled.
And what I see before me? A hedgehog, the dogs had rolled him soon that he looked like a ball of straw! have had poor little animal that needs to ne scared!
gloves caught, animals raised and in the next garden brought - and in a nightgown, well that is not already been out on the street ... That would be another field day for the neighbors have been!
Ha, but at least saved! I like hedgehogs!
As you wake in the morning at half past four, because the dogs howl in the yard and barking like crazy.
hubby is sleeping next to me as a rock, and I just think ... what again ...
out So, in nightgown and slippers (fortunately wars already dim) and at first grumbled.
And what I see before me? A hedgehog, the dogs had rolled him soon that he looked like a ball of straw! have had poor little animal that needs to ne scared!
gloves caught, animals raised and in the next garden brought - and in a nightgown, well that is not already been out on the street ... That would be another field day for the neighbors have been!
Ha, but at least saved! I like hedgehogs!
Saturday, May 22, 2004
What's Best Type Of Battery For A Hand Touch
Boaaah is langweilich again!
This Saturday I will remain as the dullest in memory that ever happened yawns * still *.
As you sit for six hours in the pub, and nothing happened, is not that terrible? Even more so that I am an entirely depressing Chap from my latest story gerarbeit have - I hate funerals, even if they happen only in my FanFics!
What can I say?
I feel with my current life is actually quite good, but but sometimes a ceiling fall on his head * * grmpf My novel is still in Chapter 3, and also because I am hanging by ... 'Can not send mal ne Inspirations Sandman in my direction?
This Saturday I will remain as the dullest in memory that ever happened yawns * still *.
As you sit for six hours in the pub, and nothing happened, is not that terrible? Even more so that I am an entirely depressing Chap from my latest story gerarbeit have - I hate funerals, even if they happen only in my FanFics!
What can I say?
I feel with my current life is actually quite good, but but sometimes a ceiling fall on his head * * grmpf My novel is still in Chapter 3, and also because I am hanging by ... 'Can not send mal ne Inspirations Sandman in my direction?
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Electric Motor And Labeled It Parts
Sometimes being unemployed is not so true ...
So, actually write on again, I do not believe it even hardly.
The last weeks have been so quiet - they are slow for my taste too quiet ...
How do you know that one has no desire to do anything? If there are three consecutive days only in bed and read - help, I'm out of reading material! All my big Stephen King tome I now again by the umpteenth time, slow is really boring when you know every word by heart! Job Fair has
is still done nothing, but I'm not that unhappy about it. Something will occur to me even yet again, I can deal with me. Especially if I sit a few stories in the neck. In the truest sense of the word.
If my nephew this weekend is as ill-bred, will not be boring anyway, I just have to push tomorrow evening service once, then I have freedoms to Wednesday (also Bars Moderate) and more can hingammeln before me. Hooray, long live my bed because it is so nice and warm and cuddly!
So, actually write on again, I do not believe it even hardly.
The last weeks have been so quiet - they are slow for my taste too quiet ...
How do you know that one has no desire to do anything? If there are three consecutive days only in bed and read - help, I'm out of reading material! All my big Stephen King tome I now again by the umpteenth time, slow is really boring when you know every word by heart! Job Fair has
is still done nothing, but I'm not that unhappy about it. Something will occur to me even yet again, I can deal with me. Especially if I sit a few stories in the neck. In the truest sense of the word.
If my nephew this weekend is as ill-bred, will not be boring anyway, I just have to push tomorrow evening service once, then I have freedoms to Wednesday (also Bars Moderate) and more can hingammeln before me. Hooray, long live my bed because it is so nice and warm and cuddly!
Friday, February 13, 2004
What Causes Gastric Flu Babies
Yippie Yay HURRAY
I made it, I made it really! Now
ham wa six weeks of paid vacation * lol *
What is this relief that you can not imagine!
I have had the last time the impression that I would only lead to a decision . Wait I think that's long enough has indeed taken now. Was that a great feeling today, I could scream! And since everyone says you have to be lucky if you have a job ... no no I am saying only if you know this club would. This is worse than ne naked giraffe, honest!
me ask not what I'm about to do. No idea. I only hope so, I get some times when my manuscript to an end, I bushel coal * lol * It would be nice.
When I look around watch by the plan for next week, as even I shudder. Clean up, get ready papers, Labour Office, District Court, Road Traffic Office ... I even press the thumb! (The I create everything before it "This-is-me-but-all-shit mood arises)
IS EVERYTHING NO MATTER, I AM FREE !!!!!!!
I made it, I made it really! Now
ham wa six weeks of paid vacation * lol *
What is this relief that you can not imagine!
I have had the last time the impression that I would only lead to a decision . Wait I think that's long enough has indeed taken now. Was that a great feeling today, I could scream! And since everyone says you have to be lucky if you have a job ... no no I am saying only if you know this club would. This is worse than ne naked giraffe, honest!
me ask not what I'm about to do. No idea. I only hope so, I get some times when my manuscript to an end, I bushel coal * lol * It would be nice.
When I look around watch by the plan for next week, as even I shudder. Clean up, get ready papers, Labour Office, District Court, Road Traffic Office ... I even press the thumb! (The I create everything before it "This-is-me-but-all-shit mood arises)
IS EVERYTHING NO MATTER, I AM FREE !!!!!!!
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